Months ago I blogged about preparing to ride my first century. My girlfriend and I chose the Big Dam Bridge 100 to conquer our first century. We found a training plan and started diligently following each day’s requirements, even the days that called for a hill ride that resulted in us having to use our imaginations to create “hills” in South Florida. Then, like all mid-thirty year olds, life intervened in our training. My father-in-law had medical complications that resulted in more time devoted to juggling kids, football practice, hospital visits and work. Of course, cycling was the first thing to get the axe.
When he pulled through his ordeal, we were a month behind schedule and only weeks before our date with the BDB 100. A lengthy discussion was held regarding whether we should go to Little Rock or not. We opted for the trip as we had already placed our order for jerseys and we hold sacrosanct that you don’t wear a jersey you haven’t earned. As a concession though, we thought the 50 mile route might be better suited for our untrained legs.
It was also decided, just days before our departure, to rent bikes rather than incur the expense of traveling with our own. Our amateur logic dictated that rented bikes would suffice for only 50 miles.
I contacted Dave at River Trail Rentals who could not guarantee two road bikes but had plenty of hybrids. I asked him to hold 2 for us and we would decide what to ride once we arrived.
Now, we had never been to Arkansas before so we truly went blind as to riding conditions. Upon arrival, we immediately discovered the friendliness of everyone. Our hotel shuttle driver suggested must eat restaurants and sights. After checking in, we set out on foot to find River Trail Rentals and to pick up our registration packets. River Trail Rentals is not easy to find using a smart phone GPS as the phone does not recognize river trails and insisted that the shop was located under an overpass. Once walking in every possible direction, we found the wood sided hut along the River Trail. Dave was inside sorting through a Jenga stack of bikes.
He pulled out a Giant Cypress hybrid bike, tweaked a few spokes and said it was ready to go. I gave it a quick spin on the trail and discovered that didn’t really shift. He swapped that for another Giant Cypress which rattled along but was rideable. After riding my Scott CR1 carbon fiber bike, sitting on an aluminum hybrid felt like I was pedaling my sofa.
My girlfriend ended up on a Giant TCR road bike that was a weee bit too small. But she felt more comfortable on familiar geometry than sitting straight up on a hybrid. She also chose to ignore the quick release tire lever that was held together by packing tape. As we pulled away from the River Trail, we laughed at our plight. 50 miles on borrowed bikes on unfamiliar terrain with little training.
Saturday morning greeted us with blue skies and a tinge of a chill that motivated the legs to turn just a little quicker. We joined the masses at the start area and promptly at 7:30 were on our way. The course was great as the 2000+ riders had ample space to pedal. The first few miles were closed to vehicles which made for plenty of room to pass slower riders, or as in my case, be passed by faster riders.
The entrance to the Big Dam Bridge resulted in some bike handling skills as the road narrowed into an extra wide sidewalk. I found my rhythm punishing each pedal stroke as I lumbered my bike up onto the bridge. From behind me I heard cheers and encouragement. Of course, I imagined it was for me until I turned slightly and saw a young girl, about 11, chugging up the incline in a red cardigan. As her legs tired, the yells increased and she was able to pedal up to the bridge. Of course, no one can be considered a true cyclist unless they are harassed by a rude, overzealous cyclist that has a tire around his midsection as well. As the girl in the red cardigan was passed, this 50ish old man sneered, “You’ve got to learn how to pedal in straight line.” A chorus of boos and tsk tsk resulted.
Shortly we arrived at the first rest stop. Having skipped breakfast, I gobbled up a peanut butter square and banana. I was about to take a deep slug of Gatorade when I retched from the smell. Pickle juice. I hate pickles just about more than anything else.
We pedaled on towards the next stop and eased into the routine of not having to worry about turns as everything was well-marked. Further, the police presence was impressive as every cross-road was dotted with officers and patrol cars stopping traffic to provide riders with the right of way.
During this portion of the ride, my girlfriend began complaining of left knee pain and attributed to the too small bike. My thighs were burning on the slight uphills as I pushed my “sofa” against gravity. The adrenaline of the first few miles were giving way to the reality that we were overweight, out of shape, and completely unprepared for this ride.
At the next rest stop, we opted to swap bikes. While I tried desperately to figure out the shifting, she shrilled her disbelief in the riding position of the hybrid. I immediately broke out into hysterics as I saw her riding so high.
We determined that if we were going to enjoy our time in Little Rock, we needed to turn around and opt for the 30 mile route. Since our goal of riding 100 miles had evaporated over a month before, it didn’t make sense to ride on poorly fitted bikes.
The ride towards the finish was uneventful but scenic. Our route took us along the Arkansas River and we seamlessly pedaled away. We snapped photos and even caught a sun beam!
The finish line was strangely deserted when we crossed around 10:30 in the morning. After a post ride snack and massage, we joined throngs of Razorback fans to watch the football game against Alabama. As the day wore on, our bodies stiffened and muscles ached. But our laughter continued and even though we failed the century, we never had more fun on 2 bikes before.